So some kid just screamed like he remembered his circumcision. I bullshit you not. I was sitting there, getting all flustered over Wills and Trusts, and this paranormal wailing wafts over the entire library. Yeah, that sucks doesn't it?
That's not the worst. A woman, I presume the mom, screams back--and louder, I'd like to point out--"Will you please; just shut up!" Wow.
What type of slack-jawed, veggie parenting skills are these? Please, go to the light. Go to the light. The only thing screaming at a child gets you is bludgeoned to death once he hits his teens. You just gave that little boy among his first reasons to skulk into your room, in about 15 years, and beat you to death.
Get your popcorn ready. College Hill Library gone wild.
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