Two bored casino workers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde from the hills of NC arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope ya'll don't mind. I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped completely nude, rolled the dice and yelled, "C'mon baby! Momma needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and down screaming, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She then hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked, "What'd she roll?" The other says, "I dunno. I thought you were watching."
What's the moral of the story?
Not all rednecks are stupid, and not all blondes are dumb. But all men are men.