What if once a year we sent out “FUCK YOU” cards? Once a year, we compose a “FUCK YOU” card list and send each person on that list a “FUCK YOU” card; replete with big, bold King Kong font. Just sit down, compose a list, fill out cards, go to the mailbox and drop them in. Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you; oh and definitely fuck you.
Puerility aside, I’m staring at a collection of Christmas cards. Christmas cards I received last year. Presumably from people who know me. People who know I’m an atheist. People who sat down, filled out a card, went to the mailbox and dropped it in. Fuck you. Merry Christmas. The thing is, I think it's hilarious. I ain't making it up.
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