NBA or NFL?

36
Have been accused of spousal abuse


7
Have been arrested for fraud


19
Have been accused of writing bad checks



117
Have directly or indirectly
Bankrupted at least 2 businesses



3
Have done time for assault



71,
Repeat...
71,
Cannot
Get a credit card due to bad credit


14
Have been arrested on drug-related charges


8
Have been arrested for shoplifting


21
Currently
Are defendants in lawsuits, and

84
Have been arrested for drunk driving
In
The last year


Can
You guess which organization this is?







Neither,
it's the 535 members of the
United States Congress


The
Same group of Idiots that crank out
Hundreds of new laws each year
Designed to keep the rest of us in line.

I got your Congressional hearing right here, pal.