
Time for a refill or 14. What's a wedding without a hangover. I'm just trying to do my part.
All the true things I'm about to tell you are shameless lies.

Time for a refill or 14. What's a wedding without a hangover. I'm just trying to do my part.

I was so thirsty I could've spit dust, and the tank was half full. So we stopped for beer and gas.

Today I have the profound pleasure of driving 540 miles. And to what do I owe this pleasure? Another of Sam's cousins is promising to love another for all eternity. It should be a gala occasion.